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Some funny ones

*People say that women talk too much....But male ear is very SELECTIVE..

Example:- When women say:- " This House is a mess Honey..You and I need to help me clean this.Your stuff is all on the floor,You will be without clothes...if you want then wash them now."

Male ear only listens-Bla BLa Honey
                                Bla Bla U and I
                                Bla Bla on the floor
                                Bla Bla without clothes
                                Bla Bla now

*A save electricity caption- " dont you just hate it when somone turns you on and leaves?"

*World;s shortest love story:-

        He smiled
        She smiled
        Baby cried

* A beautiful dress is of no use until it inspires someone to take it off"..


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